THEME



the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife




scentofyesterday:

Notice how Dan didn’t say: “I would rather marry Phil” out loud. Good job avoiding that Dan. Good job. (x)







straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song




16:26




"Did she seem like she wanted to stab herself repeatedly in the back?"
- Detective in AmazingPhil’s movie he made with his friends as a child (via charmanderrie)



annulet:

baethoven




swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

image




surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible




tup0ck:

*buys heroine*