I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
i’m fluent in talking shit
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore
this picture tells my whole life story
im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant
people who scream when they see their friends at school